Thursday, September 11, 2008

On retired athletes

dear...out-of-retirement athletes
get the fuck over yourselves.

Remember back in the 90s
when Michael played for the Bulls??

Who could honestly forget???
This trio who could.not.be.stopped!
WHo didn't have an MJ jersey, numero 23.
I want to be like Mike!

But the guy retires
tries out baseball (wtf)
goes and manages the Wizards
and then goes back to bball...
Sure he set some records and stuff but...
but...

but then there's Favre...

The man can PLAY some football, now!
He's cute, too!
Sells Wranglers....unstoppable...
And yet, after a few
retirement games
he STILL returns
...allbeit this time to a different team,
That isn't retirement, son.

And who oh who would be next
except for ...
Lance Armstrong.
this twat.
I tell ya...
Just when I was starting to like him again...
all he has been doing for cancer and all



but... but...
but you retired!

Maybe they should change the name of it, then...
say
"hey, i'm too damn good for my own good in this sport, so I'm going to take a break while the youngin's dope enough to catch up to me."

Although,
that picture sort of makes me want to ride my bike
naked
underwater.
*shrugs*

2 comments:

Cycle Ninja said...
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Cycle Ninja said...

Exhibitionist...

I'm so ashamed of how I look, I can't stand to get naked in the shower. But like I said to the gang at BW once, I'd give a lot to be in top shape, except for proper diet and exercise.